OKAY PEOPLE!! i dont know how LONG its been ever since i've last updated my blog... but i now its LONG ALRIGHT. anyways... im gonna write(type.. whatever) about orientation. (YAY!! FINALLY!!)

1st day. (im going to copy ken's format..)
well.. basically the sentence above this one says it all. first day was all BLOODY quiet. literally... so i went to NYP with kishaan, since we're early.. we decided to walk around. and then it hit us... THERE WAS A CHILDCARE CENTER IN NYP. we were like.. wow...maybe it's for students who are too uncontrollable! LMAO! imagine a 17 year old in a child care centre.. poeple WILL videotape it.. and post it onto stomp. lols. anyways... for the registration.. we parted ways, kish to info tech and i went over to the Engineering Informatics side. after everything, the girl told me to proceed over to 0809.(my class.) apparently im the first few guys. so i sat there.. waited..waited..waited. that's when i saw a terrifying face. Jia Min.(from fjr ex 4E4.)
THEN... wei hao AND joanna.. i was starstrucked..(whatever THAT meant)...i knew that my days were numbered. it was confirmed.. me and wei hao will soon become EI0809 class jokers and mascot. after full attendance... we went for icebreakers and stuff... use your imagination.

day 2.
well on day 2, we fared better... we started to open up... thanks to the fact that the OGL's kept on picking on us.. HAHA. especially poor sheng jie... so after the pointlessly LAME firedrill (0_o)... wei hao became the class rep.(partly thanks to me) HAHA!! (claps claps.) AND... sadly.. i had to assist him...(ala ASSISTANT CLASS REP) :D.then we had telematches... haha.. it was pretty crazy.. chicken-dancing-crazy. LOL! the OGLs also told us there was this cheer competition to be held on the 3rd day.. so we brainstormed... WEI HAO WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAD... but somehow it got pushed onto me....T.T. we thought of a cheer.. that was the easy part... the CHOREOGRAPHING part was the challenge. originally we wanted the saturday nice fever moves..(HAHA!! I KNOW!)... but for that.. we needed disco balls and AFRO BABY!!!AFRO AFRO AFRO!!! too bad.. we didnt know adam sooner! LOL! so i spent the whole night thinking of moves.. ah ah ah ah ah ah ...

day 3(BEST ORIENTATION EVER!!!)
CHEER DAY. met up with joanna, wei hao, douglas and michelle.(MAN!! MICHELLE WAS HOT! seems like she grows hotter by the day!)ahem*...we're supposed to get there by 8.30.. but we overshot by 15-20 mins. :P.
once there.. basically... we started planning for the cheer. while we wait for OGL shu fei for the games, we planned... it was less then twenty minutes... (me leading of course. :D)then shufei came in, gave us a few more minuted to plan.. and we played more games...(OH! this was all in an air-conditioned room! HOW SWEET!!)(AND ALL TO OURSELVES!!!)so there were a few forfeits here and there... which included me,wei hao and sheng jie doing the EI cheer infront of the WHOLE EI cohort.. (our moments of fame!) then after the games.. while the other classes where moving. we choreographised once more... so totalled up.. we had in all just under one hour to prep everything... up next was the cheer competition. since we're the last class.. we had to watch all the other classes cheer first... (OMFGWTFBBQPWNED!! TALK ABOUT THE STRESS!!)there were a few classes that were pretty good... 06,07 and 04.. 06 and 7 were the ones with chicks!! YEA!lol... so when it was our turn... i started off.. it went like this... its kinda basic though.

(part 1)
09 ARE YOU READY???!!!!
(reply) YEA!!!!!
09 kemama(me screaming at the top of my lungs)
(reply)OLE OLE AH AH(2X)
SHAKE IT IN
0!
SHAKE IT OUT
9!
SHAKE IT IN SHAKE IT OU
09!

09 FOLLOW AFTER ME!(me screaming again)(part2)

we will win the war(soft 3x)
ONE MORE TIME!!
we will win the war(medium 3x)
ONE LAST TIME!!!!
WE WILL WIN THE WAR!!(LOUD 3x)
GOOOO 09!!!

AND MAN!! during the first (YEA)... i was SHOCKED. everyone shouted... AND THEY SHOUTED BLOODY HARDLY!!! seriously man.. it was WAYYY louder then rehearsal.

so after the whole thing.. me and wei hao went to take lunch while they announced the results...(4 judges btw). when we came back. HAHAHAHA!! there was a box of ferrero rochers in our circle. LOL! then shu fei told us we won. !!! HAHA!! i WAS OVERJOYED!!
i mean... something which we did in less then one hour got first! HAHA! OWNED! 06 was beside us though.. and they were NOT happy.. IN YOUR FACE 06..(but not nickname *yellow shirt* girl. :D. she's wei hao's. HAHA!!) then shu fei told us that there was another class that asked her how we were still able to play games before the competition when THEY WERE PREPPING FOR 2 HOURS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 2 BLOODY HOURS AND THEY STILL LOST!!!! LMAO!!! this shows that their class ain got unity.. AND THEIR LEADER SUCKED!!! im not saying that im that good... but IM GOOD ALRIGHT TO WIN 1st! But over its a group effort.. i thank wei hao and all 0809 for cooperating with me(well they had to, i gave them threats that i'll slaughter them!HAHA) 09 HURRAY!!
after that was the performance in the auditoriam. there was micheal jackson too (dont ask).. lol
anyways... after everything.. shufei debriefed us and she shed some tears too... aww.. dont miss us to much.. :D. then it was class photo. OH MAN! i saw yi zhuang. HE IS SOO LUCKY. his class has got the HOTTEST GIRLS TOO!!! MAN!! 3 OF EM!! but i'll still love my class. :D. after that... we got all contacts with each other.. and OGL joshua REALLY wanted to play DOTA.. lol!! WHOA!! OGL guang zheng was an ex WCG PLAYA!!! WTF!!??

anyways... i've just got one thing to say

THANKS ALL OGL SENIORS FOR THIS MEMORABLE ORIENTATION!!! (ogl=orientation group leaders)
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its me again.. well of course its me, its MY blog. seriously, i doubt people will be reading this... except for maybe jia min(i pay homage to her for remembering that my blog existed).

well anyways... for the past few days(i lost count), the only thing i could remember something being special was my laptop. LAPPIE LAPPIE. now i wonder who created these short forms for the word LAPTOP. ITS A LAPTOP. NOT A LAPPIE. bloody morons. im not gonna go on about how great the specs are... BUT, its good. :D. lets just say it can support WoW full config without any lags AT ALL.

AHH! ITS ORIENTATION DAY TOMORROW! I AM SO SCREWED!(no seriously.. i am).
when i heard the word "icebreaker" from my friend, well, i almost fainted. the reason being, IM SHY!!!XD!! lols thats bullshit. okay its because of my NAME! MY GODAMN NAME!
etc. "hi im sutsiam." "sorry? whats your name again?".

OMFGWTFBBQPWNED!!! i hate these situations man....its as if someone's trying to choke me to death with all thoses glares of "HAHAHA WHAT A WEIRD NAME!! POOR BASTARD MUST BE LIVING A TOUGH LIFE!!!"

BUT! i've come up with a plan.! i'll just say this. "hi im sutsiam and im a thai-chinese."
HAHA!! PROBLEM SOLVED!!! ain i clever?

and to all you people with nice names out there.... GO TO HELL ASSHOLES!
oh man.. i've just offended LOTS of people... oh welll. YALL CANT TOUCH ME! HAH!

take that FOO!!!


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welcome welcome.. to the people who are reading this(barely anyone).... i've finally neglected this blog! YATTAA!! for one day...T.T. Lets see.. YOSH, on the agenda today shall be.. homosexualism. :D. i know yall ladies out there are gonna LOVE IT! lol...

as we all know, yesterday was april fool's day(i didnt even remember there was this day), so anyways, i was doing my usual routine... watching anime... watching anime... watching anime...

SUDDENLY!!(exaggeration ;D), there was this MSN ding dong sound coming outta the com.. so i went to check it out...TURNS OUT!.... it was shuan....

i've forgotten the actual conversation with him... but it went like this...

he said that he was very depressed and moody(i shall not use emo, cuz EMO is OUT!) because he LOVES someone but he knows that THAT PERSON will reject him... and we continued.. to the point where i asked him who he loved, "i love you", was his reply.. still oblivious... i ignored it.. then he said he wanted to kill himself and was inciting wounds to himself too... seriously man.. i was pretty worried for a moment there... BUT I STILL WONT LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A GUY!!!! and we continued... he told me it was april fools day....

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i was speechless... OMFGWTFBBQPWNED!!!!

long story short...SAY NO TO HOMOSEXUALISM! :D.
(unless you're ghey)


anyways.. for today... life's pretty much the same... except for the fact that i took a stroll down to cck stadium just to be chased out by a BBSS teacher who says that "NONONO... THIS IS A PRIVATE ACTIVITY.. PLEASE GET OUT IF YOU'RE NOT OUR STUDENT!!!!!" well that old hag didnt ACTUALLY say this to me.. but that was what i interpreted it out to be... i dont blame anyone tho(except for that HAG!! OBASAN OBASAN! HEH HEH HEH!!!)...so i came home, watch more one piece... and NOW I AM TALKING TO MYSELF...

*sigh*... life's forever a bitch... and a hag...

thanks shuan for inviting me to your sports day still...AND not to forget the ladies of BBSS who was with me and shuan... YALL ROCK!(but not the HAG!)

and to all the kids out there... do not stick a lighter into your nose... no seriously.. dont stick it into your nose...


MAN! im starting to hate blogging.. its kinda BORING... like i said before.. i blog cuz im bored... but if im bored of blogging.. then i'll still go back to being bored innit?!!! OMG!! THE IRONY!!! (part 2)...
for people who REALLY READS THIS and are very free AND are looking for a random episoded crazy wacky anime to watch...

WATCH "geroro gunsou'. well basically gero is the sound that the frog makes for japanese people(MAN ARE THEY WHACKED!). its about this platoon of alien frogs coming to invade earth but ends up doing housechores for a particular family...haha!! as for they storyline,, you guys can figure it out yourselves...

uhhhh.... blogging makes me puke...i get so dizzy after typing so much....IM GONNA QUIT BLOGGING!! JA-NA!! (bye bye in japanese).

rectumlover signing out...
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well well.. didnt think i'd be doing this but, ITS MY SECOND POST! HURRAY!! THREE CHEERS FOR SUTSIAM!! finally made it through 2 days of blogging...(barely)

at least this blog's starting to take shape...and its all MY DOING! thanks guys.. you've been SOOO helpful... and to all the code monkeys out there..... well.... i dont need you anymore.. so shut up.

ahhhh... now i know what blogging is for...ITS A BLOODY JOURNAL!!(i know.. im slow) well at least it clears up the confusion of talking to myself online... (some people REALLY do that!! OMFGWTFBBQPWNED!!)

anyways.. i doubt many people will be reading this tho... so basically.. im STILL talking to myself...HAH! back to square one eh? OH OH!! THE IRONY!!

on the topic of stamina... i dont really know whether i can keep this up...
i've been sleeping at 2am++ every single day just to catch up with one piece.. WHICH CURRENTLY HAS 348 EPISODES!! well i can still go on about how great of an anime one piece is, but it'll take forever.. so i'll post it some other time... (HAH!! TAKE THAT NARUTO AND BLEACH FANBOYS!!YALL SUCK!!)



HERE's TO THE CUTEST CHARACTER IN ONE PIECE!!
:TONY TONY CHOPPER!!





so anyway... im now at ep 230 and im only left with 2-3 more days to catch up. why?
cuz i will(only) be getting my NYP ROADSHOW laptop on thursday(WHICH ALL THE OTHER SCHOOLS ALREADY HAVE DONE SO EONS AGO!) AND when i get it, i'll have no more time for one piece as i'll be upgrading to WoW and maybe cabal..talk about multi-taking-ness...

*sigh*....again.. life's a bitch...
HAHA!!! alright then.. thats all for today! more one piece to watch!! wish me luck ladies!!
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YAAHHH!! finally! SUTSIAM HAS CREATED HIS FIRST BLOG!! now all i need are some code monkeys to do all the customizing work for me! JEEZ!! can anybody be an angel and help me out here?? :D

anyways.. what to people out there type about in their blogs? im clueless in THAT perspective of blogging OR aka BLOOGING. the only reason why i create this "rectum lover" blog is to spread the WORD OF ANIME AND J POP!!!

MAN! somehow this feels weird... why?

scenario one: man comes home from work, man turns on com, man goes blogging in the middle of the night.

scenario two: girl comes home from school, girl turns on com, girl goes blogging in the middle of the night.

alright now kids... what's the NON-difference in these two scenarios?



THEY TALK TO THEMSELVES!!!



THATS WHY BLOGGING SCARES THE SHIT OUTTA ME!

but i gotta do it...




cuz im kinda bored...life's a bitch innit???
well.. so much for the first post...stay tuned for more ladies,

rectum lover over and out.
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